Not a Clue

you stand there starring at all these pornstars and the staff from the studio just thinking about them. You are unable to decide what to do. Then you see some movement when someone you recognise comes on stage.

Jessica or Jess for short is an assistant at the studio who you had met earlier on int he day. She walks over to you and says. "The best way to decide is to put all the women into categories and go from there."

"What kind of categories?" You ask.

"Hair Colour, Skin Colour, Eye Colour, breast size sexual appeal, MILF or Teen. What do you think?"