Nope. He's dead serious.

But alas, no such luck. It didn't happen when they made it to the donation bin. It didn't happen when the people running the bin checked through all the boxes to make sure they were clean. And it certainly didn't happen when she watched as all of her (now former) clothes were carried away into the pickup truck that would take them to their headquarters.

All she had now were the clothes she was wearing at the moment.

And soon, she would have less than even that.

Luke caught the attention of the donation people. "Excuse me, we actually have one more thing to give to you." He turned to Luke. "Jessie... would you do the honors?"

Wait. Here? Now? In the middle of a parking lot?? Was he fucking insane???

She placed her hands to her breasts, even though they weren't exposed (yet). "Now?!" She whispered in disbelief.

He nodded. "Yes, now."

Jessie looked around. Several people were watching. The people running the donation bin (about 5 of them), watched, expecting something to happen.