Nonchalantly make your escape

“Oh, shit,” you mutter under your breath. The three of you quickly shuffle your clothes and gather your trash, as if nothing is wrong, in the hope that you don’t draw attention to yourselves. However, the security officer meets you at the trash cans with a quizzical expression on his face. “I’ve been hearing complaints that the three of you were back there…horsing around. That kind of behavior can get you in a lot of trouble.”

Without batting an eye, Britney takes Danielle’s hand and smiles sheepishly. “I’m sorry, sir. It’s just that my girlfriend Danielle’s bra was a bit snug and twisted…I was just trying to help her fix it…we didn’t mean to cause any problems.” Both of the girls’ faces are masks of repentant innocence…leaning over just a bit all the while so the security officer gets a nice view of the breasts in question.

He clears his throat. “Okay, I understand. Next time, just go to a dressing room or the bathroom for that. There’s a lot of young kids here today and we don’t want to have any problems.”

Danielle smile beams gratitude. “Thank you, sir. We’re so sorry and we’ll be more thoughtful in the future.”

“See that you do.” The security guard’s face looks a bit flushed as he turns and walks away. As soon as he is out of sight and earshot, Danielle and Britney laugh as they grab you and walk off. You shake your head in amazement and shock at what the three of you just got away with.

Danielle’s voice breaks your reverie. “So, where shall we go now?”