Nobody

You elect to do the deed on your own, and find a way to make it work. You know it might be difficult, but it's not worth the embarrassment of asking Sarah or any of your other friends to help you with your soft core pornography project.

You bite your tongue and instead maintain a normal conversation with Sarah, and before you know it you're seeing her out the door as she rushes to make a dinner date with her boyfriend.

It does make you a bit jealous to see her going off to have fun with someone special to her while you sit alone at home, but you remind yourself there are more important things to attend to at the moment. This is the day you promised yourself you would officially start posting on your social media, and finding your fan base, and it's a promise you intend to keep.

You creatively ponder ideas for posts you could make alone, and come up with more than enough ideas. You can do a picture, a video, use props, make a backstory, manipulate the angle and pose, and even choose a sexy caption. So, what's the premise of your first post going to be?