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"All right, Scarlett," John said. "Do the macarena."

Scarlett began doing the motions to the iconic dance in her bra and underwear. As much as John would have liked her to get naked, well, there were kids here.

"Miss Swift, you should come on up!" John said.

Taylor waved to the audience as she came up onstage. The crowd cheered.

Soon, Taylor was entranced.

"All right, Taylor," John said. "When I snap my fingers, you will wake up as normal. However, you'll have three trigger words implanted in your brain that the audience can activate.

'Parrot', which will make you a parrot that can mimic any words that are told to you.

'Car', which will make you act like a human car.

And 'Butt Slut', which will make you spank Scarlett.

The word 'Normal' will make you normal again."

John woke Taylor up.

"What happened?" the blonde asked.

John pointed to a woman in the audience, who shouted a trigger word.