No

“Uhhh…” You mumble a bit in hopes of somehow wiggling yourself out of this.

“‘Uhhh’ what?!” Michelle’s face has quickly turned into something from a horror movie.

“I don’t know…”

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

“What? You just sucked my dick!”

“Exactly!”

“Exactly what?! It’s gross!”

“And what I did was not gross?!!”

“Well, you enjoyed it!”

“I had your dick… In my mouth… And I’m supposed to ‘enjoy’ it? Is that how it works for you?!”

“Yeah, kinda like that.”

Michelle gives you a **** stare for what feels like an eternity. You feel sweat dripping on your forehead.

“You know, you’re a completely selfish prick. Maybe Francis was right.”

“You should date him instead, then.”

BAM!

Your face just got a smacking, booger-blowing smack, making a dry, sudden sound. You barely even feel it due to the shock.

“Mitch!”

She just throws on her sweater, pushes the door open and runs out of there before you can even put your flier up.