No

The apartment is empty, which is both a relief and a disappointment. Maybe you should call in sick today, because clearly something is wrong with your head. Then again you can't really afford to be calling off any more days, and maybe work is the distraction you need from these dildos.

Back in your room you find that the dildo is once again on your nightstand. You ignore it though, thinking to yourself that if you can't see it, it can't see you. You know its dumb, but you still think it. You get dressed and ready as quickly as you can, and when you go into the kitchen to grab you something for breakfast you notice that the dildo is now on the counter next to the coffee machine. Creeped out, you decide to skip breakfast and just head to work.