No

“Whoa!” you hesitate. Rex looks up at you, curious.

“Is something wrong?” he sits down next to you.

“No. Well, yes. I hardly know you, we’re-uh moving really fast...” you trail off.

Tex looks you dead in the eye, “So you’re saying you have a micropenis.”

“Wh-what? No,” you stammer, startled by the sudden turn. “No, not at all.”

Rex stands up, “Yes you do, you bitch,” he stands you up and knees you in the dick. “Get out.”

You scurry away, tail between your legs, nursing an injured penis.

Your dick was numb for a week after Rex drove his leg accustomed to kicking into it. Your useless dick never got sucked by Rex or anyone else for that matter. You screwed up your one opportunity to get a blowjob, and your tiny dick never forgave you for it. You were never able to achieve an erection of more than four inches, not that you ever would’ve been able to use it for anything anyway.