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Ah. Your cold must've made her bathrobe look like she was overweight. Yikes.

Wait, bathrobe?

Kate walked towards you, in a large pink, fluffy robe that fell to her knees. She was wearing pink fluffy slippers as well; she might as well have just gotten out of the bath with this ensemble.

She greets you warmly, with a tight, long hug. You, being a little shorter than her, find your face almost smashed between her two large breasts.

"Doug! So nice to meet you. You're even cuter in person." She felt your forehead "I knew you were sick, but this is worse than I had thought. Please, come with me to the kitchen and lie down on the couch."

Almost entranced, you do exactly as she says and follow her to a large kitchen area, complete with a living room next to it. As you lie on the sofa, you instantly feel much more relaxed; she must have one of those posture sofas that you can sink into. As you relax, you hear Kate talking to you in the background.

"I know this is odd as far as first dates go, but my instinct just kicked in and I had to have you here! I've made you some cookies and tea. If you like, I have some homeopathic medicine that I got from the store. It's helped me loads with sore throats and stuffy noses, and stuff like that."

"Uh, sure! That sounds great." She sat down next to your head, running her fingers through your hair, and placed the plate of cookies on your lap, along with two pills. As you bit into the first one, your mouth went into shock. Wow; one of the best tasting cookies you've ever had! What a great first date, being fed cookies and tea, in a mansion! You took the pills and a sip of tea, and talked with Kate.

"You know, Doug, you're the first guy I've met on this dating site. Most of them are creeps, and are only in it to get some dick or pussy out of it. But you, I felt a connection with you the second I saw your profile. What you wrote was, well... beyond what I could ever have hoped for from someone your age."

"Oh, thanks Kate! That's very sweet of you to say. Thank you for the cookies, I'm glad I came here."

Uh oh. What did Crystal write on your profile? You didn't remember checking your descriptions, likes, or anything. Not good. Your thoughts were interrupted by Kate slowly massaging your temples.

She carried on, "But with you, I know that you're real. You're into it for the pleasure of the other party. I must admit, at my ripe old age I haven't seen too many younger guys that enjoy being a cocksleeve. I had thought you were into having sex, drinking, and all that." As she spoke, you could hear her opening her bathrobe. "You're special, Dougie. You're special and you're mine."

As she spoke, you began to feel woozy. You realized that maybe it wasn't the best idea to take 'homeopathic' pills from a woman you had just met. But you were in too deep now. Do you fight it, or do you fall fast asleep?