No

"I won't do it. Cocks gets all sticky, and yucky stuff comes out of them".

Joy was speaking like she was an immature teenager.

"Now Joy, do as Mummy tells you, or it will be the table tennis bat for you."

"Oh no, it makes by bottom so itchy and tingly and hot".

I realised they were playing out a game that they obviously enjoyed.

"Cock or bat, it's your choice".