No way, that's stealing

You stand around awkwardly until the bouncer notices you and gives you the stinkeye.

Scared, you scamper off back toward home, but without money for a cab, you're **** to walk the whole way.

On the way home, a hobo pukes on you.

Everyone is talking about the epic night at the futa strip club the next day, but all you can talk about is how you stood outside the door and got puked on by a hobo. The story is funny enough that you're able to milk it for some popularity but you're still nowhere near cool enough for Heather.

A few months later, Heather drops out of school because she's pregnant with one of the futa stripper's babies.

You graduate with no girlfriend.

LAME END