No one.

An empty room greets you. Your roommate hasn't gotten here yet. You see the boxes with your name marked on them and start unpacking.
A few minutes later, you are done. There wasn't much to unpack in the first place. You go to the mini fridge, nothing. Damn, you need to buy some food. You sit there nothing to do, you need something to occupy your time. As if it was reading your mind, your dick sprung up. It needed a hand with working away the stress.
You think about this choice, when you realize, you havent taken a shower today. You should really go wash up. Both you need to do, but the question is, what first?