No more, you're taking Shannon home

You didn’t think about how girls were such lightweights. Any more and you won’t be safe to drive home. What would Shannon say in this situation?

“No thanks, Bob. I was kind of lying when I said “fuck that thing,” I really do have to be somewhere tomorrow,” you smile with Shannon’s perfect teeth and place her hand on Bob’s knee. The warmth of the **** in her system enhances the tingling feeling in her body.

“Come on, one more,” Bob pleads, putting his hand on Shannon’s.

“No, I really have to go now, Bob,” you reply, pulling Shannon’s hand away with some effort. Bob’s face falls. You were trying to end this night on a high note but it’s just impossible with such a mopey doofus of a coworker!

You stand up, holding Shannon’s purse. For some reason Bob’s sadness feels like it’s seeping into you from where he sits. If you were here, you’d put a brotherly arm around his shoulder and say “bitches, man. Plenty more where she came from. Don’t let her get to you.” But Shannon can’t do that. What can she do?

You walk closer to Bob and see his eyes widen with surprise. With hope. You put one of Shannon’s thin arms around Bob’s shoulder, and, bracing yourself, kiss his rough cheek with Shannon’s soft lips. Her firm breast presses against his arm.

You were expecting it to be unpleasant, to feel disgusted by kissing a man. Instead, you feel nothing, and Shannon’s body seems to like it. The tingling feeling running from her tits to her lower back gets even stronger. You pull her away from Bob, and it barely fades.

“This was really fun, Bob. We should definitely do it again sometime,” you smile with Shannon’s mouth, feeling her lips buzz with excitement after touching Bob’s cheek. He perks up, trying to look cool and failing. He does look handsome, though, you surprise yourself by thinking.

“Yeah, um, definitely!” Bob blurts out. Finally, Bob doesn’t look like he’s going to jump in front of a train. You leave Bob holding his drink at the bar and walk to the door, feeling very strange inside.