No just two different pervs as teachers

Kurenai had taken her team to lunch.

"Team 8, I'm very proud of you all. Not only have you done so well in the exam so far, but were the only team that has 3 ninjas that reached the final round." Kurenai said as she addressed her team the next morning.

While Shisui had a very restful night and morning, he couldn't help but feel that Ino and Sakura were rather exhausted. Also, they seemingly longed to talk to him about something, probably yesterday, if he interpreted them staring daggers into his back correctly. But, he had arrived at the usual meeting place of Team 8 and since Kurenai was first, there was no time for the teammates to catch up on the events of that night.

Instead, Kurenai spoke to them in utmost importance. "But, I'm afraid we don't have any time for celebration. The final round of the exam is just one month away and you have seen how strong your opponents can be. So, we'll start with very intense training right away."

Shisui was ready to train himself until he passed out. He had to be strong, stronger than he was now if only to defeat Neji, and Gaara , too. But then, he saw that Kurenai looked at him with a sorrowful expression. "However, Shisui, I'm afraid that I have already taught you everything I could teach a ninja like you." she admitted sadly. It seemed as if it pained her a little to say that, but she was honest in her opinion.

Kurenai shook her head. "I'm sorry, Shisui. I will supervise Sakura's and Ino's training, but for you, I've arranged to get trained by a special ninja, better suited for your type than me." she said. And with that, she told me the place and time to wait for his new teacher.

The teacher Kurenai had picked for Shisui was a disappointment, well that was me being nice, it was borderline Pathetic, his new teacher was an apalling Jonnin, its a wonder he even made Gennin let alone Jonnin. Ebisu, who was also the personal teacher for Konohamaru, and he was training with Naruto as well and the teacher couldn't merely help Naruto perfect his water-walking technique, which he had almost down anyway. However, before he could go on to teach Naruto other things, he was knocked out cold by a very weird guy on a toad.

Naruto was really peeved, sought out the old man and demanded him to train him and Shisui instead, now that he had gotten rid of his intended sensei. After much chasing that weird old fart around Konoha, they had finally caught up to him in a restaurant in the heart of Konoha. There, the tall man with the long white hair and red markings on his face looked at the two ninjas with exasperation. "Okay, you've managed to really start getting on my nerves! What do you want, well? What the hell is it you little brats?, he growled in frustration. Half the day he had been dodging this nosy Genin already.

But Naruto was even more frustrated at this guy dodging his responsibility. "You knocked out the guy who was supposed to get us in shape for the Chunin exam. That means two things: One, we have no teacher! and Two, you must be pretty strong, so you teach us, old hermit!" he demanded with a yell, causing all bystanders nearby to look at the couple.

Forced to comply like this, the man thought about his options. 'I'll have no choice. But I don't wanna teach them, or else everyone will want me to teach them. So, I gotta find a way to say no, but not because I want to... because I have to!' he figured out a brilliant strategy "The name's Jiraiya. And if you're serious about becoming my students, you'll have to pass my test first! You willing to do this?"

"Hell yeah!" Naruto shouted back, almost seeming like a copy of Rock Lee... only with a less polite vocabulary. And an orange-blue jumpsuit instead of a green one. and Shisui just shock his head

'These kids... will never be able to pull that one off. Well, not like it would work anyway, but I think I might have some fun with them... for being a snot-nosed brats, that is!', the old man thought as he sized them up. Then, a grin spread on the mans face. "Alright, kiddos, I have decided. If you successfully master a special jutsu, I'll take you on as my apprentices, you got that?" he told Naruto and Shisui.

Naruto of course was on fire. The first test was already learning a new jutsu? This was going to be the best training ever, that was for sure! "Oh, okay! I'll do my best!" Naruto responded, clenching his fist tightly and pumping it into the air.

"yeah this is way better then what the last teacher was teaching us." Shisui

The man laughed "Good! The jutsu I have invented just the other day is called 'Sexy Persuasion Jutsu'. It's really simple, just listen...". He started to explain the jutsu to them, which was really simple. In fact, all it required was some chakra expelled from the hands of the user three times just when body contact was made with the victim. Something ordinary like patting the shoulder would be sufficient.

"And then, they're really susceptible to anything you say. So your job then is to find out one of her secrets. That's your test right there.", the man finished explaining.

Naruto thought about it. "I don't know... isn't that a little...", he wanted to ask 'unethical?' but he never got to that part.

"You've got some qualms about that? Now listen carefully, information gathering is a very vital part for any ninja if he wants to survive. Bedding enemies however is not just up to the kunoichi, but also for any male shinobi. So, it's important to learn this, understood?" Jiraiya said in a booming voice that just sounded important and convincing.

"Yeah, I guess that makes sense..."Shisui mumbled. Wait, did that mean Kurenai gave Ino and Sakura some training on those matters, too? Wow, now Shisui was really curious about Kurenais training. Wait wait wait, was that the reason she said 'she couldn't teach him any more'?

But before Shisui could mull over it, the man patted him on his back. "So, I want you to go to a woman and say 'Hey, how about you and I go to your place for a bit of fun?' and that's it." the man finished his instructions.

"Okay, who should I pick?" Shisui asked right back at the man, his mind made up to get this guy, strange as he was, to be his teacher.

Jiraiya looked through the crowd. Since it was just barely noon, there weren't a whole lot of people around, but he managed to find a figure who would fill the role he had envisioned for Shisui. "Oh, try the woman with the long coat there." Jiraiya suggested and pointed over to some benches that stood in front of a dango shop. Indeed, on one of them, a woman with short, purple hair and a long, beige trench coat sat, her back turned to the pair as she seemed to be happily munching down her lunch consisting of dango.

As Shisui followed the eyes of Jiraiya, he saw who he was talking about. 'Oh crap, isn't that...', he thought before he was certain. Yes, that was the Anko, aka the Ax-Crazy Exam Lady the man shoved him strongly in that direction, But now that he was already fast approaching her, there was no way he could back out, could he? After all, this guy was watching and would teach him...

A moment that felt like painful eternity to Shisui (was that his life flashing by?), he stood behind Anko. He was dearly hoping that he wouldn't screw up this jutsu. If he failed, it would not just mean he wouldn't have a teacher... no, he probably wouldn't need to worry about one ever again.

Quickly, he patted the woman on the shoulder three times, so to any bystander, it just looked as if he tried to get her attention. "why don't you and I go to your place for... a bit of fun?" he asked after he had let out the chakra. Then, a thought crossed his mind: What would happen IF that jutsu really was working now? he thought as Anko turned around to look at him.