No Way! She deserves this...

The photographer looks at the bride standing oblivious in front of the lake, her own doom inching its way towards her. For a second he contemplates trying to warn the poor girl but looking over her short, plump body realizes it will be for not. He looks to his left and right to see if anyone may notice but all her guests are already at the reception. Still, her well endowed assets may take time to swallow, no doubt an animal of this size is more then proficient when dealing with its prey but still the photographer doesn't want to take any chances.

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING THESE SHOTS?" She complains.

"You look absolutely delicious my dear but the lighting is all wrong there. Take 3 steps backwards towards the water and hold that positions" He explains with a smile.

Without question she unknowingly steps towards the water jutting out her chest.

"Here... Like this?" she's asks attempting to make herself look as attractive as possible.

It's meal now in perfect position, having wondered obliviously to it's own demise, leans back prepared to strike. Being as massive as it's grown it no longer can distinguish between what is and isn't prey and this ditsy self-absorbed bride has just placed herself on the lowest end of the food chain.

The photographer raises his camera and as he looks through the reticle, sees her bouquet and designer shoes hit the grass, empty and abandon by their previous occupant.