No (but that can change)

"No, we didn't," she explains, face looking reserved. "A date or partner buying me things is completely different from buying me!"

"Hmm, that makes sense, I guess," you reply.

You pick up your bag and start to walk away when yet another thought occurs to you. You quickly look around the shop for something better than your ball point, and see some permanent markers. Just because you can, you grab a few of every colour before returning to the cashier. You just hand them to her and give a smile, and again she rings them up for $0.00.

"So," you ask timidly, "c-can I just write something on you real quick?"

She looks at you, now showing some of her frustration. "Of course. You going to ask if you can keep breathing next?"

Pulling out one of your new markers, you make your way around the counter. Feeling nervous, you uncap your pen, gingerly pull down the neck of her top, and begin writing: "Everything for sale, ask for prices."