No, she is old and I can carry it for her.

The woman scream, "Thief... Thief... ", and starts to stab Ethan with the hat pin.

Ethan drops the bag of groceries and stumbles backwards...

Right into the arms of a beat cop who has know this lady for years. He is beaten with a billy club, handcuffed and thrown into jail. Oh yeah, they bandaged his arm too.

The case against Ethan is thrown out of court, but by then it's too late. He has already been robbed and sodomized. He stumbles out of the court and begins working as a male prostitute.

He is not very happy becasue his pimp takes most of the money and rents him out to strap-on parties.

                                            THE END (at least as far as he is concerned)