No, is game time

Guano: So, who do we test it out on? Gonard has already made out with everyone in Lilymu Tower, except you and Mitsuki.

Gonard: And my mom!

Lily: Look, if Gonard has some weirdo make-out powers, whatever. But if he tries them on me, I'm going to rip his lips off and use staples to make him kiss his own butt forever! I already agreed to play this game with you two losers, so let's not drag this out any more than we have to.

Gonard: Oh yeah, the game! (he switches to his villain voice)I'm gonna kill you, Lily! Break your bones and digest your bloating corpse!! (normal voice) In the game.

Lily: _Never _do that again.

They all go into Gonard's bedroom and Guano and Lily sit on the bed while Gonard gets the game ready. She's suddenly weirded out by being in his home. The game is on a cartridge because I guess the network thinks someone who can't handle games being on CDs will be reading. It started with copyright information and assurance that winners don't use ****, then faded into a peaceful scene in a green meadow. A fawn drank gingerly from a sparkling stream and bunnies frolicked with other, cuter bunnies.

Lily: Aww, that's actually kinda cute. Still more Mitsuki's thing, but this might actually not be too ba-

Then it all caught fire and the bunnies became a montage of people stabbing each other with pointy femurs. All the stabby people had on ninja costumes with different colored masks or were women with huge racks wearing something that was not technically nothing but was less than a micro bikini. Blood sprayed everywhere and eyes flew from sockets periodically.

Lily: This is so gross! Forget this, I'm leaving!

Lily stood up but sat back down when she noticed one of the men being stabbed with a broken femur.

Lily: What the...!? Why is Mikey in this game!? And why aren't I!? ...wait, i think i might be okay with not being in this.

Gonard: Who, him? That's Jimmy Rage (TM)! Hes an actor from America who entered Gore-al Qombat to help his career after his auditions for foot care powder and jock itch commercials all went to Yakov Smirnoff.

Yakov: In Russia, itches jock YOU!

Gonard: He's been in these games for years.

Lily: He's wearing a Lilymu costume!

Guano, reading the case: "Special Lilymu-ish Costume Edition. Please don't sue or destroy us, Ozu."

Lily: So, if I play this game, I'll get to punch someone who looks just like Mikey?

Gonard: Sure! Punch, kick, smash with a mallet, rip out his spleen, break his heart. Plus you can make him slam his own face into walls! Just like the real Mikey!

Lily picks up a controller and shows the screen her game face.

Lily: Oh, its on. AND YOU BETTER PICK FAKE-MIKEY!!