No, but there's got to be a nugget there in the shit

"Realistically, you decide, you're not going to be a prosperity minister. You don't have the booming voice, the fancy hairdo, or the platform to become one. Besides, you're sick of being ripped off and you don't want to just become the one doing the ripping off.

Still, it seems like there's something here.

You think about the whole prosperity theology doctrine. Does it make sense that God is so confused about what we really want that we have to explain it better? That doesn't make sense if you believe in a God who's omnipotent and omniscient. Then again, you've always been a bit of a doubter.

You fall asleep with the voice of the preacher in your ear, while taking notes and doing a little Internet research on making money from religion.