Nine Lives of Eve Terrance

The young nun did her best to sleep. It was oddly hot in the black nun's room, she had to wipe her brow every other minute to try and get herself comfortable. Whoever was supposed to handle the bills this week must've forgotten. Laying on her back, Eve closed her eyes and tried to calm herself. When this didn't work, she pushed herself from the bed and stumbled towards her door.

"I need to drink." The woman groggily got up from her bed and did her best to head away from her cell. There was a sudden weightlessness that filled her gut, and before she knew it, the nun slipped on and fell backwards. Normally she'd try and grip one of the many curves that dotted the walls, it'd hurt her fingers but at least she wouldn't break any bones. She missed and closed her eyes, this was going to hurt. But instead of the hard stone ground, the woman continued to plummet. Opening her eyes, she looked up towards the roof. It was a surreal scene she was gazing at, it looked like she had fallen through the floor into a white void. Blinking twice, the woman realized that this wasn't a trick of her mind, she was actually plummeting.

"What in the Lord's name is happening?!?" She twisted and looked under her. A silvery pool of liquid was steadily coming towards her. Without much cursing, the woman crossed her arms and waited for it to batter her. A loud splash echoed and Eve sunk deep within the liquid. She opened her eyes and looked around. Inside was a clear world that stretched hundreds of feet around her, it was as if she was floating in air, the pressure she felt plus the fact she couldn't breathe ruined the image. Eve immediately swam towards the top and breached the surface. She coughed greatly, doing her best to try and find her bearings.

"Where am I?" She looked around, then towards the hole that she fell from. There was barely any sign of it. The nun cursed; the tear should’ve been easy to see, how did it disappear?! Doing her best to stay afloat, the woman looked around for a shoreline, anything to get her out of this, Eve looked down at the silvery pool, lake. There was movement in the distance and Eve looked towards the horizon, was that grass moving? She didn't put any thought into it, she readied herself and butterfly stroked towards the shoreline. Back, and forth, back, and forth, until finally she breached the water and pulled herself onto dry land. She shook herself gently trying to dry herself off, but came to a startling realization.

Whatever she dipped her body into wasn't sticking on her; it was cool, it felt heavy, it felt wet, yet looking down at her clothes there was barely any dampness on them. She picked at her nightdress in shock.

"What is this place?" She looked back to the lake, before she turned her attention farther inland. It looked like a swamp but it was strange. There was no sound of animals, no smell of rotting carcass, no hint of muck. In fact, she looked down, felt the ground that should've been covering her with disgusting mud, and yet, she was still clean as a hound's tooth. She picked up the soil, or what should've been soil, and played with it. It was like memory sand or that Oobleck, but even less sticky. It was uncanny, the consistency was there, but not the smell or other properties that mud normally had. She threw the thing to the side and stomped forward.

She sank, got dragged down, but pulled herself from the murk without difficulty. There weren't any bugs, snakes, or crocodiles as far as she knew. Eve continued onwards until she saw a surreal sight. Two huge brown boulders sticking up from the ground. Each looked to be five feet across and perfectly spherical, the sight caused her to become curious. She dragged her body towards it and slowly encircled the two stones. It was when she came closer that she realized two things; one the stones had her complexion, two these weren’t stones. They were flesh. Startled by the sight, but still curious, Eve approached the Boschian monolith. She was startled by movement and stumbled backwards.

“Who’s there?” A voice, no, her voice questioned. The boulders shifted and Eve was soon face-to-face with herself. There were a few minor differences though. Besides the giant ass that this Eve possessed, this Eve had grown her hair out significantly giving her a mane that passed her shoulders. Unlike her right now, this Eve had forgo trying to style it, instead giving herself a case of intense bed-hair. Her eyes were different too, a bit bloodshot with tiny bags under them, her strained eyes were accompanied by a dopey smile on her face. Eve, the normal Eve, twisted away from this stranger.

“Get away from me you! I know devils, I know they exaggerate a believer’s features.” Eve shouted. “I don’t know why you exaggerated my…posterior, but it is disgusting devil!”

“I sought the Lord, and he answered me; he delivered me from all my fears.” The other Eve replied. “Do not be afraid, I am what I am. Even if I am unsure who I am right now. Eve Terrance.”

The strange Eve held out her arm for a handshake.

Eve, the smaller non-big butt Eve, was about five yards away from her doppelganger who still had that dopey look on her face. Fearful, she waited for the other Eve to attack, without a word, the boulder ass Eve put down her arm and sighed.

“I should do more to assure you of who I am, but I’m too tired.” Her head swirled before she dunk her face back into the muck. The normal Eve stood still looking for the next attack. When none came, she edged over to her…self and nudged her back awake. The other Eve grumbled, moving herself back up she looked at her double.

“Yes?”

“You can’t lay there, you’ll drown.” Normal Eve said. The big ass Eve scratched her head in thought. She looked around at her location, her mouth puckered in shock.

“Where am I?”

“You’re only asking this now?”

“Well I did want to ask it but nobody told me to until you came along? You?” She turned back to her other self. “Oh my Lord! You’re me!”

“Yes, you were trying to assure me that you weren’t a devil.”

“I just heard screaming, posterior, devil, I went for the quickest solution. I didn’t really know it was me I was talking to.” Big-Booty Eve informed herself. Normal Eve merely gazed across to her other self and wondered what was going on.