Night before the wedding

At Amy's request, we had our joint bachelor party a week early, so the night before the wedding was just my brother and I, having a few beer while hanging out and watching movies. Some time around midnight he excused himself and went next door to his apartment to take a nap.

I went to bed a short time later, falling asleep pretty quickly. I awoke with a start a short time later to feel the weight of another person pressing down on my chest. I tried to reach out, but my hands were securely tied to the bed posts.

"What the hell?"

"Shhhhh," my visitor said, pressing a finger to my lips. "Its your last night as a free man, why dont you try to enjoy it?"