Nicki Minaj

John was walking down the street when he saw a Hollywood event going on. And the current celeb on the red carpet was Nicki Minaj.

John realized an event was the perfect place to get some robots, so he used his hacking skills to find the hotel where the women were staying. He then specifically found that Nicki was staying in Room 111.

So John headed right up to the room door and knocked on it. Nicki answered the door.

"Can I help you?" she asked.

"Hold still," said John. He approached her and stuck the chip in her neck.

"Ahh! Ow! What was that!?" She asked, her voice growing quieter.

"Wha- what did you do to me?" Nicki demanded.

"Just give it a second" John said.

"Give what a sec—" Nicki never got to finish her sentence, as the chip overtook her mind and she stood blankly at attention.

"Downloading obedience software," Nicki droned in monotone. "Nicki-bot OS installed. What are this unit's orders?"

John couldn't believe it. The chip worked.