Ni Hao! Shampoo, Champion Cumdump Sensei

“Look at Ryoga’s prick! His special GPS technique didn’t even leave nothing on it!” Ranma kept the battle going. “You know how it’s the tradition to offer a hot bath to a guest? Ryoga’s insulting you, Kasumi, because you can’t be a good hostess and clean his cock with your hot mouth!”

“Oh, my! At least you can do, Ryoga, is replace your cock back into my pussy and collect what's left. Letting it spill on the floor makes for more housework for me.”

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!!” Ryoga bowed his apology over and over again. “I’ll personally -”

“Ni hao!! Cat Cafe delivery girl here! Has too too delicious meals for airen, Ranma!” Shampoo’s bike landed outside the open shoji doors. She had been known to leap fences and walls with it. What I would’ve liked to know how she could vault the Tendo yard’s wall with a bike trailer attached.

She leaped off- showing she wasn't wearing panties underneath her silk top - with the one metal meal-delivery box in one hand while snatching up another that had - again: somehow - remained on top of the trailer. She bound to the end of the table nearest Ranma in one step - against flashing. “Nabiki tell Great-grandmother tell Shampoo, Ranma agree Shampoo train husband be champion cumdump! Is true?”

“What took you so long to get here?!!”

“Champion cumdump need cum, no?” the lavender-haired woman slid up the front of the first metal box. “See? Inside, two bowls of man seed. Shampoo and Nabiki collect from mans in restaurant, fill ramen bowls. Secret of good profit for Cat Cafe is each delivery box special! Keep meals all time hot.” The amazon took the bowl from the top shelf of the container. “Feel. Smell! Still as body heat and fresh as when first come out of mans.”

She placed the bowl in front of Ranma as happily as a new bride presenting her first meal to her groom. “Eat! Wash face! Smear body! This cum first before all others! In is only what Nabiki take from One that Try Steal Shampoo from Airen, stupid rival of Ranma - Mousse!”

“C, c, cu, cum? That’s my trainin’?... That’s not what I was thinkin’ the trainin’ was gonna be when I -” Suddenly Ranma smiled. It was the wicked smile of the villainess like earlier.

“What husband think? Smile like that come after girl train.”

“I don’t want my first taste of cum to be Mousse’s.”

“No, Ranma! I won’t let you have Shampoo steal my 999th fuck!!”

"Oh, my! Does that mean I am going to get Ryoga's 1000th fuck? Poor little sister, Akane."