Next day

{if Hungover=True} You wake up in the morning feeling a little queasy. Not readily doubting it as it's not that rare, you remember last night you might have overdone it.{endif}

{if Total Wine < 3}Another day, another... whatever.

{endif}You head into work, and have a meeting first thing. Rather than having to catch up to your bosses, these days you now had to gather all YOUR employees into a presentation, like herding cats. They're instantly bored. Come on... YOU'RE bored! Don't they know this isn't any fun for you either? But meanwhile if you try to make a less than thrilling event fun, you look like an idiot that might think it is.

After the meeting, a good portion of everyone involved has to use the bathrooms, all thanks to coffee. In the ladies' room, some of the girls compliment you. This morning you did your hair extra-nice, because of the meeting, and since you did THAT you wore a nice shirt, and since you did THAT you wore a slimmer skirt, and since you wore ALL THAT you wore taller heels. ...The clickier ones. {if Total Wine >=3}They go on to say you look particularly cute, today. Like you're more vibrant, or confident. You outright ask if you don't normally look confident, and they get quite flustered. You smile. They change the subject to asking if you want to be set up with a hot guy. You gracefully decline -- you can only imagine what their idea of a stud is, at their age. Probably a basketball guy. ...Or the UPS guy. They tell you about your boobs and butt and how to leverage them more since you're 'curvy'. As if T&A is the secret to a happy marriage. You reply instead that it's admirable that they're willing to admit it, and leave while keeping it vague.{else}None of their comments are obviously false, but then you ARE their boss... the only reason you know they're not sucking up is because they start to ask why you're still single. Wait, are they doing it on purpose??{endif}

You leave slightly early, with all the followup business completed. ...One of the perks, after all. {if Total Wine >=3}Nice to be out with the sun still shining. You get so caught up with work that these views, nature and everything, are wasted on you. You're glad you noticed today.{endif}

Once again you get home, and kick off those blasted heels. They're EXTRA painful! And not even that helpful, once again there was nobody you can stab with them! Pop-tart uppercuts you in the shin for caring more about your feet than his imminent starvation, so you feed him as a peace offering. As you clean his litter box today, he's VERY CLEARLY doing fine...

You Doordash steakhouse food, tonight. Screw it. Not feeling it. If anything, you plate it at home so you're not eating out of a styrofoam container.. but you don't finish most of it. It's heavy... you already threw the container away. Foo.