Newton and Weasel

Weasel and I aren't really friends, same as me and Geezer. Weasel is manipulative, snide, kind of arrogant and a snob, but he can talk cops out of arresting Geezer without even trying. Hes kind of like the guy you acquaint yourself with because he has a truck and you think you'll need to move furniture soon. Hes good to have around on missions and he isn't too mean a drunk, but I don't really talk to him when I don't have to and he likes it that way more than I do. But, for now, his silver tongue would get us into an entry point so seemingly impossible that its virtually unguarded. "So crazy, it just might work", as they would say on a cartoon.

Aside from avoiding passing students and other people, the approach was really easy. The only problem before we went in was a three-way camera that also looked down. We just cut a wide circle around them, Weasel asked a couple of delivery guys on break to borrow their hats and we walked directly under them. The hats should be enough of a disguise from that angle. Inside, we simply proceeded onward (after a scan of course. I'm confident, not stupid) with me occasionally staying out of sight while Weasel convinced someone or other to go look at something somewhere else. Within only minutes we were inside the main building and on an elevator to the right floor.

Elevators are tricky because you can't control how quickly or how wide they open, its hard to keep them open or close them quickly in an emergency, they ding, they announce someone coming in bright lights and you can't know if someone is on the other side ahead of time unless they're yelling and even then you pretty much have to stand there while they get in. I never use them on my own, but Weasel insisted and, being Weasel, he convinced me. Luck is on our side this time because things are all clear outside and the shower room is three doors to my left.

I almost have the door open when I hear it start to open from the other side and fast.