New Diet

"Violet,"said Sue. "This is my boyfriend, Isaac. He's a diet expert. He has some advice for you."

"Really? What is it?"

"Well, you have no need to diet. Just guzzle semen!"

"Semen?"asked Violet.

"Yeah. Studies have shown that drinking semen before every meal has significantly lowered weight by 20 percent!"

"Really? I didn't know that!"

Isaac nodded. "Yep! It's a new diet craze! They call it the Cumdump Diet!"

Violet nodded.

"What's more," Sue said. "I have more workout tips for you."