Netflix, Pizza and Trouble.

Raven gently breaks her hug and wipes away your tears with the end of her shirt sleeve.

"Come, Netflix and pizza await."

You let out a smile. "This isn't going to be what I think it is going to be right?"

"Don't worry Douglas Anderson. I'm going to prove myself worthy of your love and affection. And as should you. I have no doubt we can be a healthy couple, but this being my first relationship I will not take things for granted."

'Damn, she really is something special' you think to yourself. If Raven was willing to work hard for this relationship and treat you as her equal as opposed to a cumdump, you were absolutely certain you'd do the same and more.

You both walk to the couch and plop your butts on it. Raven gets the remote and turns on the TV, which just so happens to turn on to a news channel with a middle-aged woman and a very young boy in professional attire. Normally seeing the combination of a middle-aged woman with a young boy (18+ you pervs) on TV almost always meant one thing and one thing only.... he was probably her relief boy/cumdump. Although men and futa women were granted equal rights by law, society was misandristic enough to let things slide. Plus if anyone asked, they would just say that these boys are regular employees, and sure enough, they did work as regular employees, but that's not their primary purpose.

"Ah shit, let me just switch it..."

Your eyes catch on the word "virus outbreak" in the news headline.

"Wait wait hold on. Can you turn up the volume for this channel?"

"Uh..sure.."

^...ve been multiple reports of a viral outbreak from China, Russia, India, and most of western Europe which seemingly targets only men and makes them sick. Commonly reported symptoms include nausea, strong headache, fever, skin rashes, stomach pain. Women on the other hand only seem to get a mild headache from this virus. CDC authorities have strongly advised us to stay indoors for the time being and if you are displaying any of these symptoms, you are advised to self-isolate yourselves at home unless the symptoms get serious.

Yes, Jane. There are also reports that a significant number of these boys...ahem men... are displaying symptoms of aggression and rage with a few of them literally punching their way out of hospitals. I've never known any man to do anything that ****. They're probably in for some real trouble with their mistre...ahem wives from the looks of it. Our sources at some of the hospitals have confirmed that they are just beginning to see those same symptoms in the men that are being brought in for skin rashes and fever. CDC authorities have yet to confirm whether this virus has landed on our shores but it seems that it already has. Furthermore...

Sorry, I'm gonna have to stop you right there John. This just in, Madame President Victoria Kahnwald will be going live soon in a minute for an emergency announcement, most likely related to the outbreak. We'll be switching over to show you that.^

The screen switched to a blue background with the words EBS in bold white below which was written ^We interrupt our program at the request of the White House.^ A faded seal of POTUS appears in the backdrop. The screen switches again, this time showing the President on the podium.

^My fellow citizens, this might be the greatest danger that we have faced in all of our lives and things will only get worse from here on out. You must have received news about a virus outbreak that is making waves right now. I am here to tell you that it is real and it is dangerous and it is already inside our shores. Furthermore, this isn't any ordinary virus. It's an engineered life form, a sophisticated bioweapon, and it has the capability to disrupt the very fabric of our society. Rest assured, we will find out the country responsible for this mess, but right now our priority is to stay indoors at all costs. Every citizen that is not a healthcare worker or an essential services worker will stay indoors at all times unless it is a genuine emergency. Frivolous reasons in the name of emergency will not be tolerated. Those not following orders will be tried as plague terrorists which will lead to a punishment of up to 10 years in prison under the Pandemic Act 1912. From tomorrow at 6 AM onwards, a countrywide curfew will be implemented. Let me be clear once again, anyone seen outside after 6 AM tomorrow will be arrested and tried. Anyone who refuses or resists arrest will be shot and their bodies burned on the spot as a precaution. I recommend people to go back home tonight to their loved ones and be safe. CDC authorities will instruct you further on what you have to do next. This might be the pivotal moment in the history of our great nation that will finally break it. We must come together as one and defeat this bioweapon once and for all and I expect your co-operation. We all do. Lives depend on it.^

The screen switches back to the previously blue screen before switching again to the news channel.

^Well that was heavy wasn't it Jane.

Yes, it was. We'll be ending our broadcast here as per the new instructions that we have just received. Please stay indoors and...^

Raven switches off the TV. You're both slackjawed right now. The silence in the room is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

"So..um.." you say while scratching your head, "you want to order that pizza while we still can?"

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