Near a group of 20-something guys

We found an open table near a group of younger guys. They were definitely out of college, but still young enough to act immaturely.

It didn't take long for them to engage my husband into a college football discussion.

As we drank more, it seemed like everyone got a little loud. I started to get a little bored, until my husband introduced me.

They turned out to be pretty good guys, although they were a little drunk and overconfident. Still, I had them pegged as assholes, so it was refreshing.

Apparently a few of them were playing a game of "Would you rather".

The first few questions I heard were fairly "guy" gross related.

Then one of them asked, "If you had to sleep with a guy, would you rather sleep with Brad Pitt or Michelle Obama?"

I spit my drink out laughing which get their attention.

The guy didn't answer the question, and instead looked at me and said, "If you're going to laugh, you've got to go next"

He answered the question, then looked at me and said, "your turn"

"Would you rather drink alone with your husband, or hang with us for while?"

I grabbed my husband's hand and said, "As long as he's here with me, I'd rather hang with you guys"

Another guy then said to me, "Would you rather turn away from us, and bend over and pick up that napkin, or face us and jump up and down 10 times"

That got everybody laughing. I was feeling pretty buzzed, and was worried I'd fall down if I tried jumping up and down.

I turned around, and shaking my butt a little for effect, picked up the napkin that was laying on the ground.

The vibe was great, and we were having fun.

After another round of drinks, one of the guys boldly asked my husband, "Would you rather your wife pull her top down and let us each lick a lime squeeze off her nipple, or go over by the trees, take her top off and let us jerk off on her tits?"

My husband and I both laughed, and made it look like he was in deep thought.

I told my husband, "Don't look at me. They asked you"

My husband smiled and