Naughty boy ;) Of course you will!

You know you’re supposed to be the hero right?

Hey at least I’m not running around in red spandex un-aliveing people.

You shut your mouth! Ryan Reynolds is a Canadian national treasure!

Hugging the wall you listened in on the women’s conversation.

“I think you are making bigger problem. You two just shared a bed. Nothing major.”

Gabriella blushed.

Oh god please don’t tell Emiko what really happened!

“It was more than that. I woke up and his hand was on my crotch.”

Gabriella grew increasingly flustered trying to utter the next sentence.

“And-And his thing was pressed against my butt!”

Emiko’s interest instantly doubled.

Holding up her hands she tried to suss out a measurement from Gabriella.

“No Emiko! I don’t want to!”

Emiko furiously shook her head shoving her hands into Gabriella demanding an answer.

Gabriella’s shoulders sunk and she let out a long groan conceding to Emiko.

“No”

Emiko went longer.

“No”

Emiko again went longer.

…I’mma just cut some of this out because we’ll be here all day.

Arriving at what you would consider a conservative measurement of your man-meat. Gabriella finally nodded.

Holding the measurement, Emiko did a double-take.

“Oh”

“Can we stop talking about this now please?”

Gabriella pleaded.

“I don’t understand why you’re such prude. Especially with your job.”

Again Gabriella groaned.

“My job is wholesome! It’s not fault random weirdos show up! Besides its different this one is living in my house! Wait you don’t think he’s seen me before do you!”

Emiko consoled her friend.

“No, I asked Taylor, she said he is major gay.”

“Could have fooled me.”

Goddamn it Taylor!

Too busy seething with rage and eavesdropping you didn’t notice how far you had migrated from the wall.

“Joseph?”

Cover blown.

“Uh hi Emiko, just wanted to let you know I’m heading to class now.”

Smooth…

Gabriella broke free of Emiko’s hug and immediately walked out of the kitchen giving you the side-eye while she did.

Oh you definitely got caught.

“Okay! Have good day! Study hard!”

...Wait I don’t know was that phrasing or an intentional double entendre?

Oh god! I have to know!

We have to figure this out!

Get the time stone! We’re hopping timelines!