Nah, lets go test this out at work

Half distracted by the bullshit going on at work last week, I almosy forget to test out anything. Thankfully, I was reminded of my amazing chosen moment by Herbert my boss complaining about his wife. I knew he was a shitty listener and needed to put himself in her shoes. I focused my energy on making Herbert more thoughtful and appreciative. After about 5 seconds he stopped and completely changed his tune. My jaw hit the floor.

"I need to go tell her how I feel!" Herbert yelled as he rushed out the door.

"The fuck?!?" I said out loud looking at my hands, as if thry physically did something.

"Everything ok, you fuck things up again?" Said Bridgette. The fat, stupid receptionist who was constantly acting like a jerk. After a moment, I look up and make eye contact with her and slowly state "fuck off" in my most authoritative voice. If it didnt work she would just think I was joking.

She kept eye contact while slipping her hand in her skirt. I couldnt keep a straight face.

"Holy fuck!!! Damn, harder girl!"

"Eh" she moaned as she ratched it up a bit.

Out of my seat now, I begin pacing the room with ideas.

"Ok thats enough" I share as her fat begins to ruin it for me.

Time to go get wild :)