Nah, I prefer my pelvis intact

Fine we’ll skip the BBW-loving

…pansy.

What I didn’t say anything

…pansy.

“Hello Mr. Ashwood. How’re you feeling today?”

“Eventful day but I’m on top of the world.”

You sniggered thinking about Leah.

“Good to see you are in such high spirits Mr. Ashwood. Now I see Ms. Williams has already gone ahead with your physical.”

“Ms. Will…? Oh you mean Leah yes she was very thorough”

The double-entendres Mason what do they mean!

“Perfect let me just check her notes.”

Dr. Miller wandered over to a laptop on a cart in the corner of the room.

Twiddling your thumbs you silently waited for Dr. Miller, unable to shake the feeling there was something more visually-appealing you could be doing with your time.

Sighing heavily she quickly turned around to face you.

“It seems Ms. Williams forgot to note any of her results…again.”

“Sorry that was probably my fault. I gave her quite the work “load”.”

Aw c’mon.

“It’s quite alright I’m fairly used to Ms. Williams scatter-brain. We’ll just have to start from scratch, hopefully you don’t mind.”

You shook your head.

Dr. Miller and you breezed through most of the physical assisted mainly by your agreeability and lack of questions.

Throughout the exam she asked follow-ups about your incident yesterday.

While checking your reflexes

“Any light-headiness or headaches?”

“Nope.”

While checking your ears, nose and mouth.

“Any more black-outs?”

“Nope.”

While taking your blood pressure

“Any strange sensations or numbness?”

“Nope.”

Every question was met with non-actionable answers. Truthfully you didn’t see much point in answering yes. I mean it’s not like the hospital has a witch doctor on retainer. Perhaps a priest?

Dr. Miller quickly jotted all the results into the laptop.

“Joseph everything seems to be in order.”

She gave you a smile. Not a warm or pleasant one but one that implied pure professionalism like the one a fast food manager gives to a shouting Karen.

“I would like to however have you come in for some additional bloodwork.”

Clearly used to nervous patients she immediately followed up with

“It’s nothing to be concerned with. I would just like to fully rule out any deficiencies as a potential cause of your fainting spell.”

“You’re not going to find anything” you sad-laughed to yourself.

“Alright should I schedule another follow-up?”

“Yes that would be ideal, Brenda should still be at the nursing station or if you’d prefer Leah is probably in pediatrics.”

With that Dr. Miller left you alone in the room.

Grabbing your jeans and shirt you pulled them on.

Pediatrics, strange your blowjob witch didn’t strike you as the most kid friendly person…

Maybe she’s just filling in for someone? Thinking back on your tryst you did recall her sesame street scrubs.

Hm…

You were interrupted by the notification ping of your phone.

Extracting the rectangular black brick from your front pocket. You checked the text that just came in.

It was Bee

“So we setting another spot at Thanksgiving for your new girlfriend?”

You groaned.

“I’d love to get her work-out routine”

“Maybe get Lilly-Pad on it, your mom could use some more junk in the trunk!”

…I wonder how much therapy costs.

You hurriedly tapped out a reply to Brie.

“No holiday plans…yet.”

“Just finished up with the doctor. About to go see if I can find big butt ;)”

“Also please no more references to mom’s butt. X.x”

About a minute later while you finished buttoning up your shirt your phone chimed again.

It was a video from Brie.

No…don’t

The thumbnail was Brie’s face.

Please don’t

You hit play.

Sigh

It started with Brie walking around the house in her work-out kit.

“Hey baby roo! Hope everything went well at the doctors. Keep me posted on Big Butt! Oh I almost forgot.”

Brie spun around

Her phone’s camera struggled to keep up.

She was now by the front door.

Mildly suspicious.

“Hey Lilly”

Oh no.

“Baby roo thinks your butt is gross and wants me to stop talking about it”

The camera moved again this time to a shot of Lilly’s bending over in her yoga kit.

Oh no.

“But I think it’s sexy!”

With an open hand and a full body wind-up, Brie delivered a sharp smack to your mom’s butt.

Hm, how familiar.

“What the hell Brie!” Lilly screamed

“Love you baby roo! See you at Janae’s later!” Brie grinned.

The video got extremely choppy as the sound of squeals and Brie running boomed from your speaker then instantly cut-out.

You rolled your eyes.

“At least they love each other.”