NO

"NO I'm Sorry dad I don't want the company." You say.

"But why not?" Your dad asks.

"Because its seedy and it uses women in a bad way, plus what do I know about porn. I've never had a girlfriend." You say.

"Fine well we can talk about this when we get home." Your dad responds.

"What do you mean when we get home?" You ask.

"Me and your mum are going to St Lucia for two weeks." He tells you.

"Gee thanks for the invite." You say. "And leaving on my birthday." You finish.

"Sorry." Your mum says as they both stand up and go to leave. As they do you hear your dad talking on the phone, he says. "He said no, bring them in."

You have no idea what he meant but you think as there is no one in and you've got nothing to do that you should go back to bed.

You head up stairs and go to sleep.