My sight returns

Rubbing my eye i can make out a long object being pulled away from my head. "Oh sir i'm so sorry,i still trying to get my depth perception back." she walks to the other side of the room. Wiping tears from my eye,i try to focus on where the voice is coming from.

Vague outlines of a face comes into focus,the most outstanding feature being a bandage of white gauze sticking three inches off where the nose would have been located. Harder i focus the more vision returns to me. "Please can you turn your head to the side please.?"

I can finally determine that i'm in the presence of a woman with an unusually large nose. Still bandaged it seems even larger,this must be Melinda Knowles or else i have discovered a female 'Pinocchio'. "Miss Knowles?"

"Yes that's me and you are?

"Agent{ Lopez},F.A.I. ,you call in about some rhinoplasty

"Yes and i don't think it's what i wanted!