My friend and my mom

"So, yeah, everyone says John's mom's a milf."

"No way, I fucking love milfs, what's she look like?"

“Blonde hair, pale skin, curvy waist and the nicest pair tits you've ever seen."

"Fuck, man, I can't wait for John's party, thinking about his mom is making me hard already."

"Tell me about it, I went to his house for a pool party once, his mom was out there sunning her tits by the side. I put that image in my spank bank forever, jerked off to it tons of times."

You heard your friends saying this as you passed them in the hall and you almost regretted inviting them to your party. You get a lot of shit because your mom is so young, and apparently pretty hot. You’ve never really been attracted to her, though. While other people look at her and see a total babe, you just see your mom. However, that's never stopped your friends from making fun of you for having a milf for a mom. They constantly tell you (in tons of detail too) how much they'd love to bend your mom over a table and shove their cock in from behind, how much they want to slid their cocks between her tits and cream all over her face. It gets pretty graphic and while you'd think you’d have learned to be okay with it by now, you still get really uncomfortable whenever someone describes boning your mom Candice.

Candice's only 31, and since you just turned 18, that means she had you when she was only a kid. From what you hear from her old friends in high school (who were your babysitters when you were first born), your mom loved to sleep around, wearing skimpy outfits to attract any guy she could. Apparently, she slept with so many guys during that time, she had no idea which one was your father, but that was okay. Candice raised you on her own and she did a really great job. You wouldn't exist if your mom hadn't loved getting splunk between her legs, and she has been a great mom to you.

Well, besides the sexual stuff, she has. She was a slut back when she had you, and she still is today. A lot of the clothes she wears are skimpy, shirts with low necklines that show off the tops of her tits and short short jeans that ride up to hug the bottom of her round ass. You don't think you’ve ever seen her in any outfit that didn't show off her belly either; your mom has a love for flashing her midriff. Most of her shirts are short sweaters zipped down to her boobs and that ride up so that her smooth stomach is bare completely.

And then there is the noises! Half the nights, she sits on the couch in our living room and masturbates, moaning so loudly you can hear her in your room. Your couch has a permanent stain from all the juices she's dripped into it. The other half of the night she'll bring home some guy she met and fuck him in the bedroom, the sound of his cock slapping against her legs echoing through the house between his short grunts and her loud screams. Most morning's she'll come to breakfast wearing her lover's t-shirt and nothing else, his spunk slimy and shiny down her leg. It can be pretty upsetting to me sometimes, but you try to just avoid it. You love her and all, even though she is way too open with her sex habit.

You were having the party to celebrate your eighteenth birthday. The plan was to have a few of your closest friends over, just about three, and you’d sit around on your couch and order pizza and watch movies. Candice would, of course, be lingering in the background, but you asked her to leave you guys alone. You doubted she would listen, but you didn't want your friends to keep trying to get a peak of your mom's cleavage or her tight ass at your birthday party.