My contributions to society

"It corroborates with the previous sample," Gloria continued. "You naturally make some sperm, but your semen does the exact opposite of what it's supposed to do. Your semen actually disintegrates your sperm down into its constituent molecules -- it's the most powerful spermicidal agent I've ever seen. You carry your own birth control -- although perhaps much more intimately than you would like, We could squeeze that into Whisper research under the heading 'redundant birth control.'" She smiled uneasily as she saw me -- it, rather -- twitching and pulsing. "Is anything wrong?"

"Martine left before I could cum."

"Well ... maybe I can help with that."

Gloria slowly slathered my clear precum back over my glans with her palm, then stroked my upper length with her open fist.

"You know," she said, rather softly, "there's so much you can teach us -- about spermicidal chemistry, about sheer volume of semen production, and of course your unequalled capacity for erection, not to mention ... " She sighed deeply, almost romantically. " ... this fucking amazing SIZE of yours. You know, I've had a chance to talk with Shelly and Mai and Sarah and Martine, and the anecdotal data concerning you is extremely impressive! I mean ... the sheer size and intensity of orgasm that you can induce in a woman .... sure does sound wonderful!"

I had to admit, I was curious how I would measure up -- scientifically, of course -- against the competition.