My Life as a Super Villain

I chained Sophie to the toilet and handcuffed her and put an o-ring gag I had shoplifted on her.

There was a gala fundraiser for the local opera and symphony. I knew it would be full of the city's wealthy and glamorous.

I stole a tuxedo and went to the gala. Sure enough, it was a target rich environment. I stopped time. The first thing I noticed was a table of six men and four women posing for a photo.

First I took all of their jewelry and the cash from the wallets and put it in a sack I brought with me. I then cleared the table and stripped the women. I put them face down/ass up on the table. Two of the men were drinking bottles of beer, so I deeply inserted the necks up two of the women's anuses, when time restarted, they'd get a surprise beer enema.

I then liberated more people of their jewelry and cash and a few more women of their clothes then noticed the largest desert table I'd ever seen.

"I could have some really kinky fun with this," I thought.