Mrs Stratford’s boring lecture

Mrs Stratford droned on and on and on about the history of the Incas or something. Nicole couldn’t believe how boring the lecture was. She simply drank her water and tried to take some notes.

She looked at the clock. 30 minutes left.

Nicole suddenly felt an urge to pee. She squirmed in her seat before raising her hand. “What is it, Ms Nelson?” Mrs Stratford asked.

“Sorry, professor, may I use the restroom?” Nicole asked.

“This is an important lecture you can’t miss. You can hold it for the rest of class,” Mrs Stratford said.

Nicole sighed but nodded not having much of a choice as she vibrated in her seat. As soon as the lecture was done she bolted out of her chair. “Wait!” Mrs Stratford yelled. “Come here.”

Nicole froze as she turned to Mrs Stratford wondering what she could possibly want.

“Yes, professor?” Nicole asked.

“I don’t want to catch you again dozing or daydreaming off to outer space. The history of the indigenous people is more important than your bladder or what you ate for breakfast,” Mrs Stratford said. “Now go. Before you piss your pants.”

Nicole blushed as she rushed out the door eager to get to the bathroom.