Mouth

The salesman finally shot his load into Penny's mouth, and she swallowed every last drop. When she was finished, she stood up. "Thanks, now I know you won't rip me off."

The salesman was zipping up. "What do you mean? I wasn't going to rip you off."

"Of course not now," said Penny. "I sucked you off."

"So you think if you sucked me off I wouldn't rip you off?"

"Yes, that's how it works. I'm no fool."

The salesman thought for a moment. "So your car is worth about two hundred bucks."

"I didn't think it would be worth that little," said Penny. "Can we get out of here?"

The salesman fought off a smile. "It's OK to negotiate in her."

"I guess so. Two hundred, huh? How about two fifty?"

"Two fifty, but you must let me take nude photos of you and come back and suck me off every day this week. That's the best offer you'll get."

"OK, you're right."

A few moments later, the salesman was taking naked photos of Penny.

After selling her car to the salesman himself, not the dealership, Penny called her step children to come pick her up.

Leo and Kayla pulled up. Penny handed Kayla the check made out to her.

"Two hundred and fifty dollars?" asked Kayla.

"Yes, and I let him take nude photos of me and have to suck him off every day this week. That's the best deal I could get."

Leo and Kayla glanced at each other knowingly.

"OK, Penny, we are going to get you a more appropriate mode of transporation," said Leo.