Morning breakfast

Miranda woke up to the sound of the doorbell and went down to the door in just her robe. She opened the door and saw Jack.

“Oh it’s you” said Miranda

“You don’t look to happy to see me” said Jack

“Why would anyone be happy to see you, you’re disgusting”

“Well that isn’t the way to treat a neighbor can I come in?”

“Sure just don’t show any perverted actions around me or my daughters”

“I’m hungry do you have any food”

“ I just woke up, just wait I’m going to cook some bacon”