Morgan, Sorority Girl

Morgan was walking across campus when she sat down to dig her phone out of her purse. She was on her way back to her sorority house after having left a coffee date with Jaques Olsan, the stud starting quarterback of the football team. It was their first date, and it had gone well.

As she searched through her messy purse, a frazzled young lady walked up to her and handed her a white piece of wood. "Sorry," said the woman who ran off.

Morgan looked up after the woman then down at the piece of wood. It was about the size of a piece of notebook paper and written on one said was $1 rimjobs! Sweaty & hairy anuses preferred!

"Oh my god, that's so gross." She went to toss it on the ground but found she could not. She held it up instead. On the back was written Get tired of this job? Please pass it on.

"What the fuck? Why can't I drop this stupid thing?" muttered Morgan. She thought she had been pranked, and the sign glued to her fingers.

Just then some boys coming from the common walked by. They had apparently worked up a sweat by playing Frisbee. They saw Morgan and the sign.