More weird alien customs

Starfire wrung out her hair as she relaxed by the wall of the pool. "Ah! That is so much better!"

"Yeah, this was probably your best idea ever!" Beast Boy agreed.

Even Raven found herself smiling at the comfort. That is, when she wasn't secretly checking out Beast Boy's abs and bare ass under the water.

Robin stretched and rested himself on the steps in the shallow end. "You know Star, maybe your people and their methods aren't as crazy as I thought."

"Oh! Then you will love our other ways of 'keeping our cool' and celebrating the heat!" Starfire said cheerfully.

"You had to encourage her, didn't you?" Raven groaned.

Robin was almost too scared to ask. "What else did you have in mind?"

"Well, the first thing we do is a hunt," Starfire explained. "We find a beast called the Sleet and kill it, using its cool hide as a blanket."

"We don't have any of those on Earth," Robin said.

"We may use a criminal or a villain instead!" Starfire suggested. "Then we take each other under the stars and..."

"NO!" Raven said. "Absolutely, positively no going outside the tower naked! Or public sex!"

Starfire thought for a moment. "We also have a small celebration. We take the most enjoyable beverages and meals and celebrate surviving a test from the sun. Then we join each other in our beds to celebrate surviving together."

"Pigging out and partying? I'm totally in!" Beast Boy said.

Raven covered his mouth with her arm while keeping her neck below water. "We have a word for those here on Earth, Star. They're called orgies. I'll pass."

Starfire leaned back in disappointment. "Well, my only other idea is to do what we normally do. Beast Boy has his games, Robin has the gym, we have the pool..."

"If we do those things naked, we'll get cold eventually," Robin reasoned.

Starfire gave him a sultry look. "Then we can warm each other with our bodies."

Raven began counting on her fingers. "So, our options are: streaking and public sex, a junk-food fueled orgy, or trading between sex and video games."

Starfire shrugged. "I have no other ideas."

"Man, I just can't decide!" Beast Boy said.

Raven and Robin glanced at each other. She inched closer to him and whispered in his ear. He raised an eyebrow after she was done. "Are you sure?"

"No," she said. "But it's too hot to do anything else, and the other ideas somehow sound less appealing."

Robin shrugged. "Alright."