More rules

"So, six rooms, and twelve residents," you muse. "So roommates. Would you rather sleep in the same bed as your roommate, or would you rather sleep in a bathtub?"

They choose same bed.

"Would you rather spoon with your roommate in bed, or would you rather sleep with your face buried in your roommates butt cheeks?"

Of course, they choose spooning.

"Would you rather randomly wet the bed once a week, or would you rather randomly wet your bed four times a week?"

They choose once a week.

"Would you rather forget you're going to wet the bed once a week, or would your rather everyone on campus know you wet your bed?"

They choose forget.

You look at the president. "Would you rather get everyone a piece of paper and something to write with, or would you rather stick as many pens and pencils up your ass as possilbe?"

"I can get the writing supplies." She gets up and shuffles off with her panties around her ankles. She comes back with a plastic tub. It's full of colored pencils and markers and has a pad of paper. The girls pass the supplies around until everyone has someothing to write on and write with.

"OK, would you rather write down the name of the sorority sister you think is the most stuck up bitch in the sorority, or would you rather write down your phone number so I can write it on a truck stop men's room wall?"

The girls write something down.

"Please fold your paper and pass them forward," you tell them.

After you collect all the paper, you sort through them. It seems the consensus is that the biggest stuck up bitch is girl named Krystin Wexler.

"Krystin Wexler, would you rather stand up, or would you rather go outside and massturbate on the front lawn?"

A beautiful blonde with thick hair and full lips stands up. She is wearing a pair of designer jeans and a silk blouse.