More perversion

"And now be a good girl and..."
"Wait, did you just call me Gi-, er, Walter? But I am Valerie!" the apparent Valerie piped up.
"Nice try, Walter! But that lawyer comment gave you already away because the real Valerie's head mostly consists of Botox and vacuum! Hell, she is not even able to spell the word lawyer for all I know! Also what are you doing in Walter's house then?"
"..."
"Besides, there is somebody else here who will gladly confirm who you are... Jacob!" I shouted.

Next the door opened and in came Jacob, Walter's 24 year old son. Jacob was the complete opposite of Walter. They shared the same hair and eyes, but Jacob was overweight and somewhat of a weakling.

Jacob was out of high school, but hadn't yet pursued college. Being only interested in video games, he wasn't very social, and really didn't care about much outside of the virtual world. Though he didn't have the looks of his father, he did inherit a larger penis, measuring at 12 inches. If only he socialized with women, he'd be quite popular.

"Hey dad, know this?" Jacob showed off the device in his palm when Walter saw him in the door step.
"Crap! Jacob! You're holding my manhood in your hands... Figuratively speaking!" Walter shouted, standing up in the shower while doing so.

"Sorry dad, but that chance was too good to pass up!"

"Okay, you two dicks got me busted! But who are you, and what do you want?" Walter asked seconds later.
"We are the Perverts League of America, and for a start..."