More fun in the coffee shop

I ordered a cup of coffee and walked towards a back room in the shop. I saw a pretty blonde sitting by the window. She did not seem to be in a good mood.

I walked up to her. "Bad day?"

"I've been dealing with idiots all day and have to meet with a bunch of geeks and losers on a class project later, so I'm certainly not in the mood to deal with you!"

"OK, fine," I said.

I walked behind her. A moment later, there was a yellow note on her back that said Treat me like a toddler!

I took a seat. A waitress came up behind the blonde. "Aww, are you sure you should be drinking a big-girl drink like coffee? Want me to get you chocolate milk?" She spoke slowly and surely.

"What are you talking about?" asked the blonde.

"Did you get separated from your mommy?" asked the waitress.

"What is your problem?"

"Ssshhhh," the waitress went to pat the blonde on the head, but the blonde pulled her head back. "No tantrums, or you'll have to go sit in the corner. You want a time out?"

"Fuck this! I'm out of here!" the blonde got up and left.