More far fetched

"Don't forget you two have to do your community service today," said Kenny.

"Um, what is that again?" asked Tara.

"Geez, you're lucky I still live here. Olivia got drunk, broke into a construction site, and passed out naked in a port-a-potty with her fingers up her pussy."

"Oh my god! I forgot!" said Tara.

Olivia blushed and looked at her feet.

"Yes, and since you are her mom, you were sentenced to community service too."

"What do we have to do again?" asked Tara.

"Oh my god, are you both this stupid? You each have to pay four homeless men $20 each and give them hand jobs until they cum on your head. If you do not, you will spend the next year in jail with butch dyke lesbians using you as their own personal toilets."

Tara and Olivia were shocked, but they knew all of this to be true.

"I have been appointed by the state to make sure you carry out the service, so you must film yourself doing this and show me the cum on your heads. You also must be sure I get your car, Tara, and you two must take the bus as neither of you is allowed to drive, and Monday you must sell Olivia's SUV and give me the money."

"Damnit, Olivia. You and your drunken slutty ways!" Tara said as she glared at her daughter.

"Really?" said Kenny. "Tara, you were the one who passed out drunk on the front porch with a huge cucumber up your butt and dried semen all over your bare tits."

Tara gasped.

"See mom, it's not just me!" said Olivia.