Mizz-Fortune.

While you're confused as to how it took so long for her to put this ensemble together, you have to admit that it does look pretty close. She's found a red wig and has it tied up in a pair of long ponytails instead of braids and couple of fake gold coins are dangling from her ears. The bikini top is a couple of shades away from that pinkish-purpleish hue that only exists in games, but the jean short shorts are spot on. Stepping on the Chair in her combat boots, she levels a large pipe at you. "Boom! Headshot!" She winks at you.

"Doesn't she have a gatling gun?" you ask, moving out of the line of fire.

"And a rocket launcher," she corrects you, setting the pipe down. "One big tube is a lot easier to load with confetti than ten small ones. Less of a pain in the ass to paint too."

You shrug in indifference, but take the time to give her a proper once over, adjusting for normal human proportions. Penny notices your staring and steps a few paces back, striking a few of Mizz-Fortune's signature poses. "It's good," you nod. "Needs a couple touches here and there, but yeah it works. But, been meaning to ask, why all the costumes? Not that I don't enjoy it, but since you usually end up naked anyway...?"

"Well, it's what my audience likes," she replies, coming to stand before you, her cheeks starting to turn red and her breathing becoming audible. "And, if I'm being honest, it gets me a little hot too." You swallow as she bites her lip and starts to rub her legs together. "I mean, I see all these super hot characters and I can't help but imagine what they look like when they're having sex. God, even right now, I just wonder what it must feel like to be riding Mizz-Fortune's shark with no saddle on, wearing just these shorts."

Your eye twitches and your cock starts to throb as you that image pops into your mind. Your hand starts to drift towards your crotch when Penny grabs you and drags you away. She leads you deeper and deeper through the winding, labyrinthine corridors, until you can no longer tell if the cobwebs are part of the decorations. Her face is flushed and she swallows loudly. You open your mouth to speak but she has her lips pressed against yours, cutting you off. Through instinct you kiss back, but only for a moment before pulling away. "Penny, what are you doing? You said we weren't doing anything but hanging out today?"

"I know what I said, but I am so horny right now!" she pants, squirming restlessly. It's becoming increasingly more difficult to argue that you're not getting there as well, watching her knead and play with her breasts. Penny steps close and strokes your cock through your trousers and breathes in your ear. "Let's get our rocks off just like this. Please. You can think of it like a sampler for when we actually do do it." She takes your hand and places it on her crotch, and you can feel how hot and wet she's already become. "Please."