Mistaken for a Woman by Staff

One of the store assistants approaches you. She is a young woman in her twenties. Her beauty is accentuated by her platinum blonde hair and her uniform, a white blouse and short black skirt. Her heels click on the hard floor as she walks towards you.

"Hello, Miss," she says, "How can I help you today?"

"I'm not-" you try to say.

"Don't worry I won't bite," she says cutting you off, "Everyone can be a bit nervous when they go dress shopping."

"But I'm-"

"Worries you won't be able to find something in your price range? Don't worry we will find something. There is always our buy now pay later payment plan. What occasion do you need the dress for?"

"I-"

"Oh so you need it for..."