Miss Stern's finishing school for young ladies

I walked past the beauty salon thinking, I'm going to have to check that place out, as I saw an attractive redhead getting her hair blow dried then I came to a small brass plaque indicating that this was indeed the entrance to "Mrs Stern's finishing school for young ladies"!

Ok then, I thought, let's see what's in here.

I opened the door and went up a flight of stairs and came to an old fashioned reception. An intimidating looking elderly secretary sat behind the desk, dressed rather extraordinarily in a silver satin blouse and long leather skirt

"Can I help you sir?" she said in a frosty, officious manner.