Miranda Lambert

The way Miranda Lambert saw it, being newly single and not having a care in the world about how slutty she had to get for a contest like this was an advantage she was more than ready to exploit to her favor.

So when Miranda signed up to take part in the contest, she may have admittedly been looking for a hook-up just as much as she was a vote.

But that was only because even though she was also nominated for Favorite Female Country Artist, she knew her bestie Carrie Underwood was practically a shoo-in for it.

And it just so happened to be you that Miranda settled on you and quickly sent you a correspondence letter though e-mail, ready to get started in her quest to at least slug it out with her best friend for it.

"I would be honored Miranda," you write back to her after reading her note about bringing you to Nashville on her dime so she could meet with you in a place she was more comfortable in.

As you board the plane a few days later, you wonder just what Miranda has in store for you and just how lucky you might wind up getting.