Minka and Blake

You watch from a distance as Blake Lively and Minka Kelly start wandering around the side of the lake. They walk close together, laughing and talking as they're completely unaware that you're starting to follow them.

Eventually they find a secluded part of the beach, hidden in a bend of the lake and with the woods between them and the rest of the campus.

"A perfect spot!" Minka exclaims as they look out over the area, and both Blake and yourself would totally agree.

You keep listening to their chatter as they settle down in the sun, on top of the towels they were carrying with them. You don't catch all that they're saying, but apparently they've had some kind of fall out with one of the other celebreties since they arrived.

While talking they start oiling eachother up with sun lotion, and before long they're both gleaming deliciously in the sun.

You watch them hungrily like a starving wolf, holding your machete at the ready while trying to come up with a plan to catch them both without making too much of a noise.